Hello, friends. Some bedtime puns for you:
What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile.
What do you call a pig who does taekwondo?
A pork chop.
What do you call an ordinary potato?
A commentator.
What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?
Hoodini.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory.
What do you call a number that won't stand still?
A roamin' numeral.
And a compliment to see you off:
If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.
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